oh look. arnotts. anyway, government. please get the finger out and salt our streets. i had major slippage today. fell flat on my back in front of people. in the road. hit my head off the road. it was not fun. grafton street is like a fucking ice rink, old people are falling. i can hear the sound of hips breaking in the wind. children are going flying (actually thats funny), fashionistas are reduced to wearing flats (not funny), stores are closing early (equal levels of amusement) and more importantly, i cant get to college without falling on my arse. (not funny)
they went to great troubles to put down a layer of grit on o connell bridge a few days ago. i should know. its on my shoes. all over them. but nothing since. I know old people who cant leave their house because they are old and may fall. but that is nothing to the government with their fancy cars and their concern in the press for 'road safety'. what about those of us who do not use cars and walk to help the environment ? (that and we cant drive)
we get nothing!
not even a kind word!
i can tell you know, i wouldn't not go to topshop because his lord Mr Taoiseach hoped I would 'walk safely and help pick up old ladies.' but I can tell you this my friends. i certainly would not walk as far as American Apparel. Certainly not.
better yet. everyone without a license should get free hip replacements or other limb bits and bobs to replace the ones we fucking broke trying to get to sodding work so some fool can buy a discounted vest....
in other alarming news - why when you do the cleaning 4 hours ago do your hands still smell like rubber gloves ????? answers on the back of an old lady.....usual address please. and attach a stamp you cheap fucks!
in other alarming news - why when you do the cleaning 4 hours ago do your hands still smell like rubber gloves ????? answers on the back of an old lady.....usual address please. and attach a stamp you cheap fucks!
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