Ratty.
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Humans 0
Thinking about it the rats live in a Trump/Boris free world. Virus free as well, as far as we know? So absolutely no worries, they live a life of casual sex, rearing the resultant offspring, looking for food, developing along the way a rich and varied diet of fast food, healthy nuts, seeds and fruit. They munch their way through the seasons, birth control they don’t have a care about, paedophilia, incest and just about every dictator flexing their muscles across the modern world are completely outside of their understanding. I ought to say all animals other than the human kind are in this innocent state. Sadly many are endangered by the hand of man who should know better? The rats have seen an opportunity and gone for it and who can blame them? Survival is the name of the game and they are winning paws down. My admiration is growing as they stroll nonchalantly through the Wrenery every evening. We have tried the eucalyptus oil deterrent, that was met with barely a whisker twitch.
Rats 1
Us 0
The all singing all dancing tunnel of love with a peanut butter appetiser
Rats 2
Us 0
The mega Miss Whiplash approved, contraption the husband couldn’t set, too much of a wuss, went back.
Rats 3
Us 0
The far more gentle chocolate fountain of youth (or should say death) approach sits forlornly with tempting nuggets of Snickers. Who could resist that temptation? Not I for one!
Rats 4
Us 0
I am just about to go out and throw myself on the Snickers... freaking knickers trap and end it all.
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